(Because who doesn’t love a post formatted as a list!?!)
1. You wake up every morning with a terrible hangover.
2. You get SO drunk, you black out, and even though you somehow miraculously woke up alone in your own bed, your downstairs business aches and you can’t remember why.
-If you’re a dude, substitute the aching female parts, with ‘you wake up with red lipstick on your wa-wa, and have no idea how/why/or when that happened!’ But, being a dude, you’d probably still be pretty excited about it! Even if it meant there’s a strong chance you have aids herpes now.Oh well, I guess. fuck, double standards ARE real!
3. You hear that quiet voice in the pit of your stomach (that ALWAYS knows what it’s talking about, BTW) saying one thing (aka- the RIGHT thing! this is what the phrase ‘go with your gut’ means!), but you squash it and do the opposite and end up feeling super uncomfortable with the choice you made- not to mention; aimless, self conscious, and bummed about the situation you’ve put yourself in.
4. You go out every night and never get anything done and wonder how you’re a year older with no accomplishments or life changing progress to show for it.
5. You monitor everything you say before you say it because you’re afraid of what your ‘friends’ will think of you.
6. You’re always worried that people are mad at you.
7. You don’t like the people you call your friends, but you continue to hang out with them because: they are all you’ve ever known, they look/dress cool, and/or you’re afraid they’ll be WAY mean/turn on you if you stop/take a break from hanging out with them.
8. You have no means of transportation/expect people to get you where you need to be. (A 4 month hiatus without a car doesn’t count!!)
9. You talk a LOT of shit.
10. You have a tattoo on your face.
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